Calvin Klein show review

You know who designs clothes for Calvin Klein? Some guy who isn't Calvin Klein! I know, right? Weird.

Basically, these were the absolute best clothes a human being could make out of pillowcases.

Everything was geometric with these odd corners poking out. I totally loved the geometry when it was used to give these cool exaggerated faux hips to skirts and dresses, but most of the time they were just cubes and corners that seemed totally random and hard to dry-clean.

I don't know how I feel about big, chunky heels. I just don't. In fact, I'm suprised I have opinions about any of this. Four days ago, I didn't have any opinions about women's clothes that weren't underwear. Then again, before I registered for my wedding, I didn't have opinions about silverware either. But if someone forces you to look at enough silverware, eventually you start to not like some forks and really like other forks. Now I notice good and bad forks all the time. I guess it's going to be that way with women's clothes from now on. At least, I haven't been paying any attention to handbags.