Straight Talk

That's the most honest review I've ever read of a fashion show in my life. I've read like mean reviews of fashion shows before but that one's actually meaningful because it's by a person and not a fashion person so it's actually quite meaningful. Like that's probably what most people think when they go to fashion shows. I had my fashion show today, which I'm still catching my breath from actually and you know this fellow came up to me and said, “My favorite dress is this green dress.” Right? This green dress that was actually my favorite idea also, but somehow in getting dressed the girl in it was rushed…she couldn't really dress properly in it so it became very, very daring on the runway. It looked like it was going to fall off her, because someone forgot to do some of the hooks and eyes on the side and he was like, “well that was my favorite” and I was like “well of course, because you're the closest thing to a straight man in the whole room!” He's not even a straight man he's like a butch top or something. He's kind of the closest thing to a straight man in that room, you know? So he loved that dress and I loved it too, because I actually love flesh. I love seeing naked girls. I love seeing naked people, so I kind of loved that dress too. And you know actually someone just said that dress has been called in by a magazine already.